SOEMTHING HAZ HAPPENED!
OKAY GUYS. Ori sent me the questions after finding them in a time capsule, so I hope you derive great entertainment from it. It's all true, and I don't mind being asked all the "weird" questions
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Where did you come up with the "ask a member" concept?Back in the day when I used to think up random forum topics to keep this place alive, it was one of the things that popped. That, or I probably subconsciously took it from another forum.
what's you're most embarrassing moment [that you're willing to share]?If referring to moment that caused me the most shame, then it all happened during second grade. The nearest bathroom was hundreds of feet away, and when I get to the entrance, a bunch of older schoolchildren stop me. Right then and there, moments away from safety, I could not hold it. I had to be taken home the day after.
your most hated course in school?College-level Chemistry. The actual course was hell for me, but thanks to the class and teacher, I share a love-hate relationship with it. Kind of like AsukaXShinji.
is there anyone you'd like to meet if you had the chance (ie celebrity, super-intelligent person)?If it's anyone (DoA) then Carl Sagan. I admire that man so much for his wisdom and his promotion of coexistence.
If they have to be alive, then Hayao Miyazaki. I love his movies, and I love his thinking. However, just a handshake would do.
1. If you had to choose one of the following items to tease Tragic with, which would it be and why: Cattle Prod, Whip, Feather Duster, Sexual toy, or other (Say what if other is chosen.)?Uhhh, other: I'd tease him with the signature to lift an alcohol ban I setup beforehand.
2. What causes erratic cases of erectile dysfunction?Seeing your girlfriend transform into a mutant maneating alien.
3. Will lighting a match, putting it out, then placing it under the head make the erection go away?Only in Korea.
4. Where did your first "personal experience" occur and with whom?Never had one. I'm 17, and the farthest I've gotten "personal experience" wise was hugging my crush. YEAH, DON'T RUB IT IN
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5. Why did God create the world? If under a different form of god, please state which and why he/she/thing created the world.He created the world because He was tired of the endless Sims expansion packs released by EA to rip him off. However, different theories suggest that "the start" created the world, simply because something is better than nothing.
6. Have you ever watched a pornographic film?Yes. I'm a teenager living in a comfortable suburban area with fast access to the internet and no parental controls. It was inevitable.
7. Why did god (whoever applies) create sex and why is it sooooo coool?Because he needed an alternate to toe-curling chocolate, which was running out in supply. It's cool because it shares the same genome code as chocolate.
8. If offered LSD while lying on your deathbed, would you take it?Only if it was medically approved by the FDA.
9. If you had to choose between a night with a transvestite or a dominatrix, which would you choose and why?The transvestite. At least with the transvestite I could spend the night with them talking. (Catcher in the Rye reference)
10. Are these questions awfully strange, scary, perverted, or what?Yes, but you know me. I don't get provoked or angry easily
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11. Where did the name Zanibas come from?So there was a time where I wanted to create a battlenet account for Warcraft III in Asia. Since I knew I was going to stand out anyways, I pressed random buttons while closing my eyes, and VOILA. A wild Zanibas appears!
12. What is your favorite anime series?Current-wise: I loved Taishou Yakyuu Musume. It had the kind of comedy I liked. Plus, the girls had strong personalities.
Oldies: Gino no Tabi: Thought-provoking, and at times, left you feeling warm inside when it chose you to.
All-time: Clannad AS. Never has any series brought tears to my eyes than this one. <3.
13. Are you a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever?Uhhh...? I'm urban, relatively little, and an achiever, but Lebowski? Nah.
Okay... I don't know if you're still taking questions, but w/e. Im sending you some anyway. I hope they're not too creepy. (or would that be a good thing?)
It doesnt matter to me if you keep them anon or not. You'll probably be able to tell which ones are mine anyway xD
What is your ultimate favorite color?ULTIMATE SKY BLUE.
Do you support shota?I support its right to exist, but I don't go activist on it.
What is your favorite food?Coated baked chicken with honey mustard mayonnaise dip. I can cook it for you if you drop by.
Have you ever watched yaoi? be honest >:IWhy yes I have.
What is your favorite anime?See above. BUT MUSASHI GUNDOH IS THE BEST SERIES EVAR.
If you had to watch a yaoi with either rape or incest, which would you choose?I'm pretty sure that all the yaoi I've seen was consentual, cause they ALWAYS WANT IT. So it has to default to incest.
Would you go for the triple threat of rape, incest, and shota?Only if it was....STRAIGHT SHOTA. OH SNAP.
Who is your favorite animu character?For some strange reason, that really calm collected observant girl in the Christmas Party episode of B Gata H Kei. She's like, totally badass.
Do you consider yourself Uke or Seme? (probably uke)I'm afraid if I had to lean in that direction, I'd probably be Uke.
Have you ever eaten rice with barbecue sauce?No. I happen to love my rice plain.
Are you enjoying these questions?Yes, and I WISH THERE WERE MORE.
What makes Zan embarrassed?A lot of things, but if you want to make it easy, bring a cute/beautiful girl. No, sexy doesn't make me embarrassed. Those people just try too hard. Bring a cute/beautiful girl, and I'll immediately avoid eye contact, and stutter, and probably turn red.
What do you think of when I mention hot, buttery, corn on the cob?The South. DAMMIT I'M RACIST.
What is your favorite candy?Twix. Whenever you say Twix, I will always start saying "It's all in the MIXXXX!"
Are you a lover of men?I love all of mankind. But sadly I am straight, despite what you hear.
much yuri have you seen, if any, and what was your favorite?Not much actually. I see EVERYTHING ELSE besides that, and only rarely. I haven't any favorites due to this though.
Do you have a cell phone?Of course I do. It's the first generation of the env and it serves me well.
What color was the last food you ate?Depends, is this the color inside the stomach or out? If outside, then it was pizza yellow. If inside....tan?
When was the last time you had a cookie?Actually, I had a cookie when I was waiting at the airport on the 19th. It was quite delectable.
Do you wish you had a cookie right now?Not particularly. But since we're on the internet. YES. GIMME.
Do you wish you had a naked bishonen right now?If I was the naked bishonen, probably. If not, no. Family is here
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Have you ever been to 4chan?Yup. Never posted though.
If so, did you lose hope for the human race after going there? You should have.Nope. I lost hope for the human race when I saw extremely racist white supremacy forums. Even then, I only lost hope for them.
KaminaxShimon or KittanxKamina?KaminaxShimon. You guys just hate cause you can't RELATE TO THE BROTHERLY BONDS THEY SHARE. /reference
Have you ever painted your nails?No. Well, yes, but it was with the red pencil that dissolves with your saliva, and it was in 2nd grade.
Are you a serial killer irl?Yes. I have killed millions of living things by using a disinfecting wipe.
Have you ever strangled someone? Ever wanted to?No. I've always wanted to strangle Asuka though. Of course not to kill her
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Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla icecream?VANILLA. Chocolate loses only in this situation.
Haruhi or Lucky Star?Depends. Haruhi if we're excluding sucks 2nd season, Lucky Star if we are including.
Kirepapa or Boku no Pico?Never seen Kirepapa, so I'll say....Pico?
Boku no Pico or Pico to Chico?I can't be bothered to tell which one is with the crossdressing girl and which one is where they're with the older sister, so I'll say the one with the older sister in the episode.
How many doujinshi do you own?None. I'm not much of a print fan.
Have you ever been flushed down a toilet and gained a harem of bishonen?Only in my alternate self in the 5th dimension.
Do you waste ludacrous amounts of time on NicoNico or YouTube?Certain days, yes, YouTube. I don't NicoNico, mainly because I forgot my password and username, and I don't want to register again.
Do you enjoy raisinets?HULK SMASH RAISINS. HULK SMASH RAISINETS.
If you had to be forcibly taken by a bishonen, who would you want?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bishounen_Oranges.jpeg^ That guy.
Why is "prune" under preferences?Because you're a grapefruit. Honestly, I don't know.
I don't even like prunes.Hey, maybe we should not eat prunes together sometime!
Have you ever had prune juice?No. Don't even go there.
Shinji or Kaworu?Kaworu. I'd prefer his calm collected personage than Shinji anyday.
What is your greatest talent?Uh, not getting angry?
. If you call it a talent, answering "Dealing With Crushes" questions as an online counselor?
http://www.allexperts.com/el/Dealing-Crushes/GO MAKE FUN OF ME, and ASK QUESTIONS
. It's "Kevin Serrano" btw.
Do you have a problem where when you take off your glasses, hordes of men fall in love with you?No. I run into hordes of men because I can't see though.
Do you wish your hair was strawberry-blonde?Actually, that'd be pretty cool. Yes.
What is your favorite country?A country that best mimics the town in Kiki's Delivery Service. I'm saying that partly because its true, and partly because I don't really have a favorite country. I'm traveled enough that I enjoy all the places I go.
Do you enjoy latex?Only if it's used to protect the masses.
Are you due for a pedicure?Probably. My nails have always been okay though.
Would you be friends with Yozak?Idk, I'd have to meet him.
Have you ever been bitten by Morgif? I hear it's traumatizing.Nope, only a flesh wound.
Do you like to sing?Alone, in the shower, or when no one else is around in general, yes.
Do you like little boys?Only when they're not IRL.
What is your favorite flower?A blue rose. I consider it the perfect gift if someone who liked me gave me this.
Would you rather talk on the phone or chat on the computer?Depends. Usually chat on the computer will work fine, but when I want to talk on a more personal level, I like the phone.
Do you own any anime goods?Does a keyfigure I found on the ground count?
Do you wish you had that shota Shimon hug pillow?Yes, cause I could sell it. That, or pair it with a Nia daikamura.
Do you wish you had an Enki hug pillow?Don't know him, so no.
Who is your Waifu?Kaolla Su. Together we will make a destructive turtle that will dominate the universe!
Do you LOVE swedish fish?Indifferent actually.
Have you ever read Okane ga Nai? Its awesomeNo. Will I take your recommendation? Maybe.
Do you ever say "lol" in a normal conversation?Only with my closest of friends, who happen to be either total anime fans, plain normal people, or socialites.
Do others consider you GAR?I used to have the nickname "The Beast" in 8th grade, so yeah!
Are you gay for Kamina?I am very happy because of Kamina's teachings.
What is your favorite beverage?Apple Sparkling Cider. May it become the drink for AP Chemistry students everywhere.
Do you wish your life was a BL manga?If I played the part of the boy who resolves all the issues in a non-romantic way, then yes.
S&M y/n?Yes. I have investments in SM Supermarkets.
What websites do you visit regurlarly?AnCo, Kotaku, animesuki, Random Curiosity, eRepublik, AllExperts, and uh...Google?
What browser do you use?Chrome all the way. I lyke speed.
Do you hate me for asking so many questions about yaoi?No! I find them amusing =).
Do you like frilly things?Not really. Like my things very sleek and geared.
Do you like little boys in frilly things?Only if they have a wooden spoon.
Do you own any Pokemon games?Only if you limit the term Pokemon to Bill Cosby's scope.
Have you ever played any Legend of Zelda games?Of course. What Nintendo fan doesn't?
What was the last manga you read?Breezing through the first 3 volumes of Honey and Clover that I'm giving to my nieces. Didn't work out for me.
What was the last anime you watched?Lol. B Gata H Kei. I liked the characters and the reverse roles, and how it is quite bold. YEAH, SUE ME.
HEY LISTEN*boing* WHAT'S UP!?
How many trash cans are in your house?Five. 3 in bathrooms, one in the kitchen, and one in my own room.
Would you rather drink 2% milk or skim?2% all the way. Milk just isn't milk without the fat.
Are you bored with this?NEVER. Ask me questions forever, even if they're all yaoi
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What have you been doing with yourself since you have last logged into the forum?Focusing on studies, using Skype, reforming the government system in my high school, getting rejected by crushes, buying books I need to read, and let's not forget...watching shows, and wondering why I'm the only person that seems to like it ^^.
Are you surprised to see these questions once again?Actually yes. I thought Orion just discarded them because he said he only got them from 3 people. I was sad that the questionnaire had to die on my turn. Goes to show how much of a party pooper I am, even to my own creation
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Have you done much travel?I read and replied to these questions in the Philippines (Sampaloc, will be in Manila in a week).
I have eaten McDonalds in Sweden and stayed at one of those cabins with grass as a roof.
I went to Germany, got to experience their amazing parks, and their amazing eating habits.
Went to France, celebrated their independence day with them.
Went to Denmark, and saw the real Little Mermaid.
Went to Norway, found out it's cold, and that kids like to use the slot machines on the ship.
Went to Oregon and Washington, realized there's a lot of trees there, but good food.
Went to Las Vegas, saw the amazing show that is the Bellagio Fountains.
Went to Hong Kong's international airport, realized it's much grander than SFO.
Saw lots of San Francisco, realized the Exploratorium is the most BA place ever. EVER.
I guess you can say I've been around
. NO, not in that way. Remember, I'm not experienced
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Hopefully this satiates the yaoi desire in all of you, and I hope this is at least commented on by one person. Tell me if you want to start this up again, and I'll gladly do so.
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