Well, by golly, it's about time somebody
stood up for truth and supports
Glenn Beck! Thank you,
Captn' Red, for being a better American than most Americans! (Your automatic rifle and flag are in the mail.)

Just the other day - as I was making my way through the throngs of artists, atheists, communists, ethnic and racial minorities, government workers, journalists, liberals, librarians, members of labor unions, members of the Democratic Party, members of the National Socialist German Workers' Party, musicians, poor people, progressives, scientists, socialists, teachers, writers and other undesirables who infest our nation - the thought came to me that I must find a way to let
Glenn Beck's words be heard. Of course! The Internet!

You, too, can finally learn the truth about what's destroying This Great Country of Ours! Watch these audio-visual presentations and you'll be enlightened. Then send me whatever money you can spare so I can continue
Glenn's good works.
Glenn Beck affirmation #1Glenn Beck affirmation #2Stand up for America! Stand up for
Glenn Beck and we may yet be saved!
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