whats the dumist thing you've herd

[killroy]

you do not have to say who said just what thay said
mine is that someone i talked to thought( still dose) red was a flavor

[Hikaru]

hmm dumb things o_O
well, there were most definitely a lot of them, but nothing I can remember right now.
I'll post once one occurs again.

[Karin]

possibly the spelling of dumbest without a b and with an i.

lol, I kid, I kid.

How about.. Bush had a successful presidency?

[Kov]

'Mummy, if a woman is an actress. Is a man a matress?'

Seriously, I overheard this young girl, probably 5 or 6, saying this. The dumbest, yet cutest thing I've heard in years.

[Karin]

reminds me of the old joke.

what's the opposite of progress? Congress.

[WhiteyMcTool]

Sarah Palin's speech.

God, what an awful piece of trash.

Also, some people have Synethesia (it's real, I swear), which causes them to inexplicably link certain things (like colors) to other things (like taste). So when they see red, they might taste chicken. Stuff like that.

[Tragic]

^

McCain's was close to hers though. XP

Palin was just taking shots at people, where as McCain talked about being a POW and his life, and didn't bother touching his policies.

Both of their speeches were dumb.

[Karin]

Republics are just trying to spread some muck on Dems. It's kinda embarrassing to watch.

[Shuji]

Obama FTW!!! He's from Hawaii!!! he'll spread the Aloha in the white house... xD


All those Political commercials are dumb.  That McCain commercial with celebrities was kinda dumb.

[Alice]

Political commercials are always sort of dumb. They make me laugh.

As far as speech-making goes, Obama definitely wins. He obviously has someone very smart writing his speeches for him, and he's good at delivering them. I'd probably vote for McCain though, just because I'm a republican and I support republican ethics and stuff (pro-life and all that). I'm not sure about Palin. It's true she's not the best at public speaking and stuff.... I think she'll help McCain's campaign, but he's so old it might only be a matter of time before she's the President. >___> I really dislike Hillary though xD

// off topic

hmm dumb things...

Ah! I know!
"What a Kawaii morning!" xD

I can't really think of any, but I'm sure I say them all the time.

[Hikaru]

you're gonna have to get supa supa kawaii! xD

TIME FOR BENTO!


I never quite understood what the difference is between republicans and democrats or how the nation can be versatile with only 2 options. What I think I got though is that republicans incline to the republic, aka federal government and the democrats are more towards individuality aka states.
http://tubearoo.com/articles/24130/Lewis_Black_Democrats_vs_Republicans.html

[Zanibas]

Republicans = Smaller Centralization Govt., Less Intervention in govt.

Democrats = Larger Centralization, More Intervention in govt.


It pretty much sums up what the main position of each is

[Tragic]

You know what can be really dumb? Fansubbers. XP

I'll find that article from Japanator and link you guys. Hilarious what some people do.

Ex. Guy is standing there on a bike and tells a girl to get in the car. XP

[killroy]

sorry about the spelling of dumb but when you have spelling skill like mine and are posting from a PSP you gain and lose letters

also i love that i start a topic on dumb things, 6 posts later we're talk about republicans XD

[xpeed]

(At work, I have a name tag on my chest big enough to see and a large name printed on it) I get a lot of   "Do you work here?" 

My job tends to attract a lot of dumbasses in the area.  You would think you saw every stupid thing in the world, but you will be wrong on how small of an achievement that would be if you had my job.  I have a lot of weird customers, and some are mental. 

One lady complained to the manager that the customer in front of her was taking too long to use her credit card.

98% of the customers don't read the fine print on price tags on clearance and discounted items. Then they would get mad and cuss at us workers for their "mistakes", not ours.  It doesn't take a magnifying glass to read it, the font size is 24.  Just to be technical, the default font size used on websites is 12. 

Asian customers would open up a perfectly new package when there's a display of it nearby.  They would inspect it, give a nod of approval, set it down, leave a mess, and pick up another new package and walk away.  One word that always comes across my mind when I see that, "F***ers"

Oh, finally, this one takes the Darwin award.  This one customer, a young lady, picks up a reed diffuser, (for those that don't know what that is, it's a little glass bottle with scented oil with little wooden sticks inside that gives off scents like a candle)
Well, this lady, she picks up the bottle, smells it.  Everything is normal you know, next thing I know, I see her lifting it up to see the bottom of it, I guess she couldn't see it clearly, so she turns it over and ends up spelling all the scented oil on her arm.  I like, 'damn it, what a stupid lady. I have to clean that up.'  So before I can started getting pissed off, she freaks out.  She calls for a manager and starts yelling to the manager to call 911, that her skin is starting to "burn" from the oil and that she might lose her arm. 
WTF?!  I just left with a two hands on my face.   
In the end, we only cleaned her arm with warm water and alcohol.  Took the managers 1 hour to calm her down and another hour till she left the store.