Orion, I for one would not want to be the cause of such (shall we say) unamusement. I can only imagine the punishments!
My present avatar is merely the cropped version of a screenshot which I ganked from
El-Hazard Online. It shows high-school history teacher Masamichi Fujisawa. Here's what
Wikipedia has to say about him:
Masamichi Fujisawa
Voiced by: Kouji Ishii (Japanese), Michael Sorich (English)
Masamichi Fujisawa (藤沢 真理 Fujisawa Masamichi) is the alcoholic, chain-smoking history teacher at Shinonome High School.
Fujisawa is not widely respected among his students and has a very strong sense of school spirit. When he crosses over into El-Hazard, he gains super strength and athletic ability; he loses these powers if he has consumed too much alcohol. Also, if he does not smoke for a period of time, the stress amplifies his powers exponentially. Despite his vices, he is a good-hearted individual and a mountaineering enthusiast, which comes in useful whenever there is a mountain or cliff face to climb. He also gains the romantic interest of Miz Mishtal, but he is not quite sure how to handle the attention at first.
Fujisawa in The Wanderers
Fujisawa does not change very much, but his love of mountain climbing is emphasized a bit more than it is in the first OVA series. Also, he is not a smoker in this series and thus his "super" state doesn't exist.
Enoki Films had planned to give Fujisawa the dub name "Mr. Fuji" in its license.
That's about right, I'd say, description-wise. He's the only anime/games/manga character I could possibly become, were we able to make such transformations into the world of artistic imagination. Mind, my rock-climbing days are far behind me!
=^..^=