Examine Cake
You examine Cake, you wonder why it has a strawberry on top. And it appears that there's a paper attached to it.
What will you do?
Examine closer.
You examine closer the cake, other than paper, and that strawberry, it just looks like an ordinary cake -
Eat the paper. Discard the cake.
Wait a minute-do dolls even have a mouth!? You ponder at this and remember that you had forgotten your mouth somewhere.
What will you do?
smash face into cake repeatedly in a desperate attempt to masticate.
Oh well . . . You think for a moment that this could be the most ridiculous idea you could think of . . .
Cake Explodes as you smash your face repeatedly into it!
Apparently, the cake was an 'Explosive Strawberry Cake'. Due to explosion you got sent flying backwards. All that remains now is a Plate and some RANDOM MAGICAL ROCK. You're teary because you couldn't eat cake.
What will you do?
Examine plate. Just the plate
There's nothing unusual . . . except for some Burned Frosty and that weird floating RANDOM MAGICAL ROCK. Your more concern about looking for your mouth thou.
What will you do now?
remove one of the knobs from the dresser and place it on face, now have (tiny) working mouth. Ingest RANDOM MAGICAL ROCK.
Removed one of the Knobs from the dresser . . . unfortunately, you could not make it stuck on the face, however, the sheer force of it made a whole and rip open, now you have a mouth, this has to be one of the best ideas ever~
Now with your new mouth, you swallow & Ingest RANDOM MAGICAL ROCK.
Hmm . . . tastes like strawberry.
You suddenly start glowing . . . Yellow Aura-thingy is coming out of your every orifice. You suddenly feel like you have level up, whatever that means . . .
The Aura disappears, and now you have a cute red Old Bow, you are happy about it. It appears there's someone coming . . .
`It's your Next door Neighbor & Childhood friend, MOON SAILOR DOLL. You are happy to see her. She wants to go out on an adventure with you.
What will you do?
Go turn on the super-saiyan aura again and eat her, too. As courtesy dictates, however, you must at least go on the adventure on your own now.
Your a INNOCENT LOLITA DOLL, you don't eat other dolls. And you don't even know how to glow back.
play horsie with her anchor.
You beg to MOON SAILOR DOLL to let you play horsie with her anchor
unfortunately, the Anchor is stuck on MOON SAILOR DOLL's back.
What will you do?
Hitch a ride on the anchor, yelp "GIDDY UP, HORSEY!"
You use puppy eyes
You take a ride on her anchor while yelping 'GIDDY U-
You just realize you don't even know how to yelp, let alone speak . . . silly doll. MOON SAILOR DOLL is crying.
proceed outside on the adventure through the jungle which will turn out to be a mirage and you're actually in a desert.
While taking what just happened like it never did, you get ready to go on a quest through the Jungle-unfortunately, there's no Jungle, but that's ok, you can use your imagination for that, so you go to the forest, MOON SAILOR DOLL has joined the party, whatever that means, at least now she can also take commands.
As you move deeper into the forest, a Cat Appears blocking your path, in front of it lies some strange green object . . .
What will you do?
Please note, that you must give separate commands to both girls individuallyMOON SAILOR DOLL
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
MOON SAILOR DOLL Approaches Holy Pin!
MOON SAILOR DOLL Starts to-Oh wait, You loose your count on one, as your about to throw it-
MOON SAILOR DOLL is suddenly trapped in a Pink Smelly Gas, the smell of Tarter Sauce Causes MOON SAILOR DOLL to faint.
Fortunately however, you are a doll, and you're just simply fainted.
INNOCENT LOLITA DOLL: Have a staring contest with the cat.
INNOCENT LOLITA DOLL begins staring down the cat. This unsurprisingly accomplishes nothing.
TREE: Interrupt the staring contest by speaking with its mouth
The Command Interface does not make any sense.
GRASS: Grow
The Command Interface does not make any sense.MOUNTAIN THAT IS ACTUALLY A VOLCANO NAMED GEORGE:
"HELLO, TYRANNOSAURUS ALLEN!"
The Command Interface does not make any sense.However, some unknown 4th Wall force found this command witty enoughThe WALKING VOLCANO George appears.
For Some Reason, some mysterious Gap appears & drops 4 Items.
Now what?
What will you do?
Innocent Doll: Inject self with syringe (full of herion)
Innocent Doll Injected herself with the syringe: Your now in a High Euphoric Ecstasy
Sailor Moon Doll: cast magic missile
You're left stupefied as to how you'd do that.
CAT: Hide muffin under a tissue and sneak it away, before consuming it.
You are not this catTHE GIRL: Take the bottle and capture a fairy with it just in case so that when you die, you'll be revived to full hearts.
MOON SAILOR DOLL uses the Bottle, and instead of capturing a fairy, puts the cat inside the bottle.
DAS: Continues the adventure
You arrive at an old house
What will you do now?
innocent girl: put bowling ball in fire
ID: Tries to burn Bowling Ball, but fails.
Sailor Girl: Eat cat after roasting it
SG: 'But I don't wanna'
ID is in a state of crisis due to failure.
either one: write graffiti on the sign.
MOON SAILOR DOLL Draws graffiti
INNOCENT LOLITA DOLL wanders around
The Graffiti has angered the Bowling Ball Guardian
You are two Living Dolls. You are trapped in the middle of an Old House. You are up against a Bowling Ball Legion Thingy Guardian. One direct hit from those little magical bullets and it's game over. (Note: INNOCENT LOLITA DOLL is grazing/Evading)
What will you do?
Hide.
INNOCENT LOLITA DOLL hides on the bucket, unfortunately, this doesn't seem to fool the Guardian.
Sailor Girl: Start cussing
MOON SAILOR DOLL Starts cussing?
Unfortunately all that comes out is gibberish talk.
Sailor Girl: Turn into a super sayian and destroy the bowling ball monster
GIRL: GO INTO TRANCE
Their Power level is rising. . .
MOON SAILOR DOLL's outfit changes, unfortunately, only the hat is noticeable different
bomb card!
bomb card!
bomb card!
MOON SAILOR-Oh Whatever too much Pain to spell so changing it, ahemMOON Uses Bomb/Spellcard!
ANCHOOOOOOOOORSSS!
And then . . . there were none.
Hmm . . . that Guardian left a Blue SHINY MAGICAL STONE, same as the one INNOCENT GOTHIC DOLL Ate
Now what will you do?
DOLL EAT THE NEW GEM TOO!
BON APETITE!
Umm . . . WHAT THE F-?!
-Oh Hell no . . . Not this sh*t.
INNOCENT LOLITA DOLL has evolved to INNOCENT BUTTER DOLL
Moe-Blobness has raised by 20+ points
INNOCENT BUTTLER DOLL has learn 'CRY'
SAILOR DOLL Drools over new outfit.
You now realize eating e'mm was a bad idea.
What will you do next?
Butler Doll make out with Sailor Doll
Butler Doll Makes a Cupcake to make out with Sailor Doll.
EMOTIONAL LOLITA DOLL has appeared and replies:
'I'm So Jealous of you're Cupcake, I'm Jealous because you're wearing Red'
You can now give commands to Emo Loli Doll as of now.
The Show must go on . . . What will you do?
BUTLER DOLL, QUICKLY GRAB EMO'S ARMS AND CHECK THEM FOR SCARS OF SORTS! IF THOU HAS SCARS YOU BITE HER IN THE NECK!
Why would you think of that? YOUR AN
INNOCENT BUTTLER DOLL, Why would she cut herself?
Emo doll should french kiss Butler Doll, her emotions repressed to the point where she cannot contain them and they burst forth from her like a torrent of pure intense passion for Butler Doll.
Oh right...Innocent...
Sailor, leave the two to make out and check the door for traps. :3
SAILOR DOLL leaves those two alone, maybe their relationship will bloom greatly while you check for that
SHADY LOOKING HOUSE
Well, what's more suspicious now is the SHADY LOOKING DOLL in a SHADY LOOKING SHOP
What will you do?
>___
Insert pizza into mouth
You seriously don't wanna do that. . .
Do it like in Link's Awakening; grab an item, circle around the shopkeeper, and leave!
And that's even worst than the first
dramatic drum solo
Unfortunately, it seems you suck at doing solos . . . let alone, drums.
Quickly ask these following questions!
"How do you do"
"What's your favorite color"
"What's with that bowling ball creature outside"
and then insert green hat into mouth.
What more shenanigans are waiting for these dolls next?
>__
Sailor Doll, attack shopkeeper
Interface makes no senceSailor Doll, go back outside and drag the others inside to introduce them to the green hat guy
You don't know why that came to mind, after all, your brother knows INNOCENT LOLIT-I mean INNOCENT BUTLER DOLL & the rest of the cast.
Forest Frolic Honeymoon.
Thus forth starts the beginning of a
erotic adventure for
INNOCENT BUTLER DOLL & EMO LOLITA DOLL But since the author is getting tired of the limitations, she'll wait for further commands to see, otherwise, if it comes to it, It'll go KARO-FILTER.
What will happen next?
>___
