I'd vote for the Free Beer and Pizza candidate,
Zanny. (You need to offer pizza along with the beer.)
=^..^=P.S.:
0235, here in Oregon a guy who ran for governor years ago had nothing going for him apart from the fact he wore a a big cowboy hat. His campaign slogan was "I'm just plain Pat in the magic white hat." He received a few thousand votes in the (shall we say) more rural areas of the state.