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« on: January 07, 2011, 09:34:30 PM »

AERIAL RECONNAISSANCE REVEALS CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION IN ANCIENT EGYPT


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Use of top-secret time machine produces stunning photograph which confuses scholars.


AMARA, North Africa, January 7 — Scientists and theologians alike expressed amazement at the contents of an aerial reconnaissance photograph made by an experimental aircraft using a heretofore top-secret time machine.  Overflying the ancient Kingdom of Amara in North Africa, but in remotest antiquity thanks to the time machine, a Bell XFM-1 Airacuda's camera recorded a Christmas celebration taking place in prehistoric times.


Bell XFM-1 Airacuda crew prepares to engage time machine.

Due to vagaries of  time travel, the aircraft returned from its sortie only yesterday - even though it had departed in 1937.  According to Professor Thermein M. Teirborn, dean of the Department of Egyptology at the University of [Please turn to Page 32.]


All right, how can there be a "Christmas celebration" millennia before there was any Christmas to celebrate?  You just can't believe what you read in the newspapers anymore!

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« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2011, 10:32:46 PM »

haha! thats so funny, CHristmas is relatively "new" as before it would be celebrated at Church AND it would have only been "published" a long time AFTER christ was born.
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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2011, 01:57:26 PM »

I don't believe anything the media tells me because Sarah Palin's the only one that speaks the truth. I heard she attended the press conference and if she lent her public presence to this event, then it must be true.
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« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2011, 08:23:02 PM »

LOL @ both you guys!  Indeed, Sarah Palin is a veritable barometer of circumspection and intelligence.  If and when she quits politics she'll probably be made president of some big down-south university here in the States.

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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2011, 04:35:35 PM »

the only news that i trust is the 100% correct onion news network. they always have unbias news
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2011, 10:33:45 PM »

the only news that i trust is the 100% correct onion news network. they always have unbias news

I guess that makes sense, coming from a European socialist who laughs in the face Jesus and murders kittens without remorse. I hope Rupert Murdoch expands his corporate empire across the pond. Then you guys will have some real news channels, like Fox.
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2011, 04:08:19 PM »

I guess that makes sense, coming from a European socialist who laughs in the face Jesus and murders kittens without remorse. I hope Rupert Murdoch expands his corporate empire across the pond. Then you guys will have some real news channels, like Fox.


woah! i honestly wasnt expecting that. i am very sorry that i have offended you, but i am a very light hearted person who likes a good laugh, which i why i posted that comment and i would not laught at jesus as i was born a Christian, and go on believeing and as for murdering kittens, i could neve take the life of an anial, except to eat and in fact i am quite an eco freak trying to save the planet.

back on subjet, what i could have said is that much of the media reports true stories, but it pains me when they do a report where 15 people are killed, but only mention people that will tug heart strings, though there is nothing i can do about it, so i decided not to complain.
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2011, 05:42:17 PM »

It wasn't my intention, when I started this thread, that board members be insulted herein.  Call me dense, but since I'm not sure just what's going here in regard to vitriolic language which is either (a) said in jest or (b) said in earnest I'm opting for the easy solution :  This thread is shut.

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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 02:01:26 AM »

Kaz was obviously being sarcastic.



Cool down guys. -.-


I'll unlock this, just cos I know Kaz didn't mean any harm.
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