THAT'S RIGHT! THIS MEANS YOU!
"Huh?" is everywhere and it's ruining everything! Take that bird, for example. The twig being stolen is on someone's property and therefore even birds need permission to remove such an item. "Arrest that bird at once!" should be the cry of every civic-minded citizen. Don't let nature's poor example lull you into thinking it's all right to take something just because it's in your home (via your computing system and Internet service provider) and is similarly freely available to the public. No! You need permission! Or, more to the point, you need to give your money to a wealthy person.
Hard-working corporate executives, whose bonuses and salaries are none of your business, will have to cut medical benefits to employees and even lay them off if theft of intellectual property* is allowed to continue. We don't want that, do we? Of course not! Stand firm against
THEFT! Shout "
STOP! THIEF!" and help rid our glorious society of all those freeloaders, right-to-lifers, socialists and welfare cheaters who threaten the power elite's way of life!
This announcement brought to you by the Republican Party and the United States Chamber of Commerce © 2010
__________*Intellectual property consists of thoughts held by those whose parents' joint annual income at birth of said property holder exceeded the national median by at least 300 percent. (Said property holder's intelligence quotient, as measured in high school, must also exceed the national median.) Those persons who fall short of the above-mentioned qualifications are not permitted to own intellectual property.